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PostSubject: The Amazing Adventures of Loofah and Hairbrush.   Sat 20 Oct - 20:50

Here is something I write that Angelica reads and wants on here...

I will replace some of the pictures later.

It is a comedy...but I'm not very good at comedy.

Enjoy xD

This is Loofah



This is hairbrush



Got it so far? Good.

These two friends are having an adventure...(good luck to them)



...but things aren't going too well...

"I mean it! I'll shoot!" ~Hairbrush



"Calm down dude...anyway, finder's keepers..."~ Loofah



"GIVE ME MY JELLYBEAN BACK!"~ Hairbrush



"...dude...did you...like...ever have a girlfriend? I mean EVER!"~ Loofah



"...what?"~ Hairbrush



"I said...DID YOU EVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!"~ Loofah



"Aaaaah, shaddap, bitch!"~ Hairbrush



"I'll 'bitch' you!"~ Loofah



"Ladies first!"~ Hairbrush



The neighbours, weren't very impressed with the noise.






...so they sent good old Mr Sheen to sort out the problem.



"...NOOOOO....they have found me! The little gremlin's have come for their payment!" ~Hairbrush



"...No...that's Mr Sheen...dude...you got some serious issues..."~ Loofah



"MR SHEEN?!...that's a whole lot worse!"~ Hairbrush



"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"~ Hairbrush



"dude, slow down...I can't keep up!"~ Loofah
"Shuttup and keep running!"~ Hairbrush



Mr Sheen caught up to them, well it was inevitable, and attacked Loofah.



Then chased Hairbrush a bit more.
"Haha, I'm young, you're old, I can run faster!"



Hairbrush almost escaped into a strange looking forest...



...but was impeded by a bright blue Dragon, who wishes for it's name to be withheld, else it'll sue.



A random warrior appeared out of no-where...literally...
"I will save you young one!"~ Shield-Dude



...well...I can assure you that he wont become a Saint...



The Dragon then promtly kidnapped Hairbrush...



"Release me or you will meet my legal team!"~ Hairbrush



Hairbrush's legal team:



...Will Hairbrush be free of the Dragon?
...Is Loofah alive?
...Who exactly is Mr Sheen?

Find out next time on THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF LOOFAH AND HAIRBRUSH!

TO BE CONTINUED

...what did you think? Not very funny? I'll update it soon.




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PostSubject: Re: The Amazing Adventures of Loofah and Hairbrush.   Sun 21 Oct - 12:00

lol! lol! lol! lol!

OMG it's soooooo funny! I want more!!!

when will you write the next part?
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PostSubject: good   Sun 21 Oct - 16:53

oups there are some I can't see... snif !!!!

but for the rest, their are so beautiful...
good, very good... thanks


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PostSubject: Re: The Amazing Adventures of Loofah and Hairbrush.   Sun 21 Oct - 18:20

Matheya wrote:


when will you write the next part?

I've already written two serieses of Loofah and Hairbrush and am writing a third. Most of it is already online, but Angelica wanted m to put some on here aswell.

Here is the next episode....

SOMEWHERE ELSE ENTIRELY!



"...Five points from Gryfindor for being a jerk Potter"~ Snape



"I would have been so much better as Harry Potter. I even did the training and everything. Look: ahem…Expelliarmus!!! EXPECTO…PATRONUUUMMM!!!! Good aren’t I? "~ Orlando Bloom





"Who are you? What're you doing in my house?"



"I come bearing gifts!"~ Mr Sheen



"Ooooh, I like Revlon!"~ Snape



"I know, I love it toooo! It doesn't flake at all!"



"What? Who is this? Why is he wearing tights?"~ Snape



"I...I like tights..."~ Ron



...
....
.....
......

"OI! This story is supposed to be about me! ME!!!!! Me, you hear?!"



...O.o sorry.

Anyway, the nameless Dragon took Hairbrush to a random army inlistment camp...for reasons unknown.

"Boo!"~ He-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless-For-Now



"....?!"~ Hairbrush



"You will fight in my war!"~ He-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless-For-Now



"...and if I refuse?"~ Haibrush



"I'll eat you."~ Scarface



"Come with me!"~ Trademark-Black-Guy



"NO!"~ Hairbrush



"Then come into my lair..."~ Scarface



"Why does he want to eat me so much?"~ Hairbrush



"Because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"~ Scarface



"How would you know that?"~ Hairbrush



"He licked you when you were drugged."~ Trademark-Black-Guy



"What? I wasn't drugged!"~ Hairbrush



"Yes you were, and you are salty."~ Scarface



"....dude...use marmite."~ He-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless-For-Now



TO BE CONTINUED!?!?!?!?!?




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PostSubject: Re: The Amazing Adventures of Loofah and Hairbrush.   Mon 22 Oct - 21:25

Great! It's hilarious once again! lol! And I love the part with Orlando and Snape... lol...
I can't wait for the third part! Very Happy
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PostSubject: mega lol   Tue 23 Oct - 13:18

I'm laughing all the time when I see this story, good, really good
lol!


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PostSubject: Re: The Amazing Adventures of Loofah and Hairbrush.   Thu 25 Oct - 18:39

THANK YOU! I am so glad you like it!

Episode Three:

Enter new character: Scrunchie



(For those who question my name giving power...hairbrush and scrunchie...fits right?)


Anyhow..back to the story.

"Honey, I'm home!"~ Mr Sheen



"Welcome back! Dinner's in the microwave."~ He-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless-For-Now



"Look what I found!"~ Gandalf #2



"Well...what is it?"~ He-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless-For-Now



"Is it edible?"~ Scarface



"No, it is not!"~ Loofah



"Look's tasty to me!"~ Scarface



"Listen, Sunshine, if you eat him, I'll eat you. Now go to your room!"~ He-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless-For-Now



"All I wanted was to taste some marmite..."~ Scarface




MEANWHILE...

"Time to make a bid for freedom! This cloak should do nicely, now I am invisible!"~ Hairbrush



"I'm the only one who is allowed an invisibility cloak! My trademark dammit!"~ Harry Potter



"Yes, but you're a goofy little kid..."~ Hairbrush



"What are you two doing in my room!?"~ Scrunchie



"We want your hair-gel...give it too us! Or else!"~ Draco Malfoy



*Stunned silence, several raised eyebrows, no free hair-gel...*

"Something just crawled up my leg and I don't know what it was!"~ Hairbrush



...okay...that's it for a few hours...

TO BE CONTINUED!




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PostSubject: laughing   Sat 27 Oct - 17:52

you are so funny !
where did you find this inspiration ? I'm so impressed !!
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PostSubject: Re: The Amazing Adventures of Loofah and Hairbrush.   Sun 28 Oct - 15:26

It's really soooo funny! Love it as alwayas! Laughing : lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Amazing Adventures of Loofah and Hairbrush.   Sun 6 Jan - 19:04

Ack! It has been too long since I updated this!

Now it is time to solve the mystery of what exacttly it was that crawled up Hairbrush's leg O.o

"We are Hairbrush's legal team!"~ Head lawyer (man with tie)



"This is a case which reaches into all levels of disturbingness. In fat, it puts a new meaning to the word disturbing! I now call upon the first witness!"~ Judge Judy



"I swear to tell the whole truth and all that"~ Scrunchie



"And what do you remember of the events?"



"Not a lot. All I remember is that I was deciding whther to give that creep ith the blonde hair some of my hair-gel when Hairbrush, who I'd never even seen before, screamed "Something just crawled up my leg and I don't know what it was!""~ Scrunchie



"May I interupt? I am here wih the prosecution to prosecute someone."~ Head Lawyer
"You must let him! This will be his first ever paycheck! Then he will stand above Lionel Hutz."~ Hairbrush
"Here, my business card!"~ Head lawyer



"You're busness card says 'Witch Doctor, ooooooh yeah!'"~ Judge Judy



"You probably shouldn't read too much into that..."~ Head Lawyer
"No, you really shouldn't!"~ Hairbrush
"Anyway, here is who I...we...would like to prosecute."~ Head Lawyer
"What did I ever do to deserve this?"~ Mr Sheen



"Mr Sheen, you were present at the time when Hairbrush had something crawl up his leg, correct?"~ Head Lawyer
"Yes, that is correct."~ Mr Sheen.



"Then would you kindly take a look at these pictures and tell us which one of the suspects is responsable for the aforesaid crime?"~ Head lawyer
"I can do that."~ Mr Sheen
"Dude...you are not in any of these pictures."~ Random guy



"My gosh, he's right!"~ Mr Sheen



"You tricked me! You deliberately did not include a picture of me! Now everyone can tell that I di it!"~ Mr Sheen
"Aha! So you confess!"~ Head lawyer
"...bugger. Well, take your photo album back."~ Mr Sheen



"So, Mr Sheen, what exactly did you do to young Hairbrush?"~ Judge Judy



"Well, I'll tell you. I crept up behind him, I did, waggled my fingers, like this I did, the touched him while waggling my fingers!"~ Mr Sheen
"Stop that...it's annoying...and rather disturbing."~ Head lawyer



"Mr Sheen, you are guilty of assault and battery against Hairbrush, and you admitted it. Therefore I sentence you to 5 hours community service, and since this case went on for so long, causing me to miss the beginning of Smallville, you must do it in a nurse's outfit!"~ Judge Judy



"What? I object!"~ Mr Sheen



"Coming up after the break, our next cases, why is there a dining table blocking the Main Boston Road? And what is going on in Hanna' shed?"~ Judge Judy



"I know!"~ Loofah



I am trying to put this all into French aswell, so the rest of the forum can read it.




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